This is the kind of man I like

(talking about what we like to do when not at work)
Rex: anything really
Rex: i like to hike and be out in nature
ham: what kind of girl do you like
Rex: i like one that is smart and sexy and affectionate, witty sarcastic funny
Rex: and you for ur choice in men
Rex: what do u like?
ham: hmmm loyal is a big one, funny, affectionate, a gentleman, likes animals especially big dogs
Rex: i used to have a pit bull
Rex: love big dogs
Rex: im loyal like a dog too
Rex: haha
Rex: and i open doors
ham: yeah the gentleman thing is a dealbreaker to me. i stopped seeing a guy because he was cheap and never opened doors lol
Rex: im a classic gentlemen
Rex: listen miss jamie
Rex: i love talking to u
Rex: i have to go eat shabbat dinner with the family
Rex: when can i talk to u again?
ham: awww its all good
ham: are you gonna have challah?
Rex: of course
ham: what kind
Rex: not sure yet
Rex: havent seen it
Rex: y?
ham: i was just making conversation
Rex: haha
Rex: ur so adorable
RexGeffen: when can i take u on a date?
ham: maybe next friday when you are out here
Rex: that would be awesome
Rex: heres my numero
Rex: 714
Rex: feel free to text me
ham: actually. do you mind if we just talk online more? im not ready uet to talk RexGeffen: ok
Rex: ill be online later tonight
Rex: talk to u soon darling
ham: bye
Rex: so cute

Dealbreaker

ham: do you like kids and animals?
DR: somewhat, i want some of my own in the future when it comes to kids. as for pets, i like dogs, but usually small ones that can stay in the house and look clean lol
ham: no german shepards? =(
DR: lol yeah
DR: that's for sure
DR: nothing german in my house period lol besides int eh past a Benz
ham: i have 2 german shepard
DR: it's okay you can leave them with your mom
ham: you like poodles and bitch dogs?
DR: yes i gave my mom a maltese, her first grandson a few years back
ham: so i had you come meet my family, you would want to throw my dogs in the backyard? DR: probably as i wouldn't want them to make my clothes dirty lol
DR: unless they are trained
DR: and if they're not i'll break out the shock collar to make them quiet lol
ham: well maybe we can be friends, im sorry, thats a deal breaker for
DR: that's fine, it's good to be honest
DR: i'm honest as well to the fullest
ham: thanks for it. better now then later
DR: definitely
DR: well have a good one, i hope there will no deal breakers in the future for u

Intro Blog

I owe this all to the most wonderful person on Jdate who introduced me to seeing his experiences with Jdate. I decided to be a more assertive person and to actually go out with a million types from online sites with the expectation of sharing with strangers my experiences. If I had done this earlier, people could have read about my misadventures from Craigslist. The biggest winners are on the m4w section. I went out with a few times this artist who looked like a punk version of Fred Savage from the Wonder Years who never took me out. We just would fool around at his place, drink, watch tv, and smoke some pot. Another guy seemed like he had it all, nice Jewish family with parents for doctors, vegetarian, looked like Paul Walker, and was down to earth. Little did I know that he was jobless, cheap as hell (He never paid for me and took me to go on errands for dates), and out of seeing him 4 times, all i got were hugs!! Now I know when I am in the friends category, but this guy would flirt with me, call me a lot, and we send racey pictures to eachother. I will never understand that.